Let me buy you a cup of coffee.


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You heard me.

I want to buy you a cup of coffee.

If you’ve made it this far, you (a) are flirting with me, or (b) obviously have something in mind that I can help you with. So, here’s what you need to do:

  1. Send me a letter below.

  2. Get your Free Starbucks Gift Card

  3. Schedule a time for us to talk

No commitments. It’s just coffee. ☕️

Dear River,

My friends call me *
My friends call me
I solemnly swear that I am up to no good, but I won’t share your email address or tell anyone about that thing you did at that party that one time.